How can a woman not love the Lord?

How can a woman not love the Lord?

He is a gentleman,
He is confident
He is a provider and protector
He is rich and powerful
He owns everything; there is nothing He wouldn't do for me
He perfects all things concerning me
He anticipates my wants and needs.
Every day He tells me and shows me how much He loves me
I don't have to perform in order to earn His love
He keeps all of his promises
No one can influence His opinion of me
He is the ultimate intimate partner
He can't "disown" me because I am a part of Him
He prepares a table before ME (Selah)
He covers me and doesn't expose me
He wrote his loving words down so that I'll never forget how He
Feels about me!

NOW THAT'S LOVE!!!
Any man, who wants pointers on how to love a woman, should study GOD!
Wake up every day and thank God for being the best "man" in your life!